Few Words

Many guys, OK all guys, in wife led marriages have gone shopping with their wives. We hold doors, pay for things and fetch different sizes. Probably the biggest thing is to dutifully follow our wives carrying the bags. By the way, this is VERY evident during Christmas when the bags become plentiful. I've seen many a guy trudging along behind their wives. But bag carrying is not what this post is about.

The wife needed some cute but useful boots so we headed to some outlets. In one store, she found them. Then the sales lady came over and asked if we needed help.

Here's what happened next.

"No thank you."
She then looks at me.
"Size 9." and holds out her foot.
I immediately drop to one knee, remove her shoe, find size nine and put it on.
"Buy these."

You could catch flies in the saleswoman's mouth.